The Speech I Gave At Dan's Wedding
My Ideal Date
The Lifetime Chanel
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From Long Island. Mother says i'm quite a catch.
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Kind and considerate long island drivers
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Car Owner- “Damn why are there scratches all over my car?” (Person standing next to the car owner) “It’s because your parked like a FREAKING IDIOT!”