NEW AND IMPROVED! NOW WITH 36% MORE HANDSOME! From Long Island. Mother says i’m quite a catch.Tumblr (3.0; @26andrandom)http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9e2e7f37e559af8466a23ef2726e003d/tumblr_mmn5oxDfXs1rrftcdo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.suppermariobroth.com/post/50218521886/luijesus">suppermariobroth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Luijesus.</p> </blockquote>http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/51063984325http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/51063984325Wed, 22 May 2013 07:44:02 -0400<p>“So long, farewell
Auf Wiedersehen, goodnight
I hate to go and leave this pretty sight&#8221; </p> <p>Yeah that&#8217;s from the fucking Sound of Music&#8230;bc I&#8217;m tough as nails.</p>http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/51041036540http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/51041036540Tue, 21 May 2013 22:43:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/43c5992d6e8f1c20a7b621e3a7a06ef6/tumblr_mm4joz57XT1qzft56o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/51039342442http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/51039342442Tue, 21 May 2013 22:22:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6bd851dc88dcfebd8bb68d9e99ee5785/tumblr_mmjpobknS31qewacoo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>[<a href="http://www.smrvl.com/blog/">website</a>]</p> </blockquote> <p>Lolol reminds me of the time I did hot yoga and I was looking around at everyone thinking the same thing</p>http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/51039297542http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/51039297542Tue, 21 May 2013 22:22:04 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c10f7b9151081f836a11d2e86588e47e/tumblr_mn3tb3qe7i1qfqcmbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://satanebooks.tumblr.com/post/50912263634/this-is-already-awful">satanebooks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this is already awful</p> </blockquote> <p>Ugh I can’t stand this chick…</p>http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/51038418255http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/51038418255Tue, 21 May 2013 22:11:34 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/64f376835b683043170d5dbb8a549e83/tumblr_mmn4gyhsYC1s0d8z8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cyberbullys.tumblr.com/post/50756345928/fuckisonyobiscuit-rihanna-sneaking-into-the">cyberbullys</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckisonyobiscuit.tumblr.com/post/50468735128/rihanna-sneaking-into-the-united-states">fuckisonyobiscuit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Rihanna sneaking into the United States</p> </blockquote> <p>it’s a shame her forehead won’t fit</p> </blockquote> <p>Because the forehead comment…</p>http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/51037481391http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/51037481391Tue, 21 May 2013 22:00:24 -0400<p>I&#8217;m retiring for the evening. I hope your day went well. I hope you look back on the day and are reminded of how truly fortunate you are to have the things you have. </p> <p>Love,<br/> 26AR</p> <p>P.S. - if you&#8217;re reading this it means I didn&#8217;t survive the mission. Meet Julio down by the school yard and await further instructions.</p>http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/51036398134http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/51036398134Tue, 21 May 2013 21:47:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/86a7aa71cea70af130d14c5a27c2762e/tumblr_mn6ewkuz3B1rtn174o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Where have you been? I love you. You so refreshing, baby! Get inside me.</p>http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/51035067241http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/51035067241Tue, 21 May 2013 21:31:31 -0400<p><span>Oh wow well I really appreciate the offer but I gotta tell you I’ve already been losing a ton of weight BY FUCKING YOUR MOTHER IN THE ASS! KILL YOURSELF, YOU STUPID ANNOYING SHIT STAIN OF A HUMAN BEING!</span></p>http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/51028763073http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/51028763073Tue, 21 May 2013 20:12:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b053299173361ce85eca79fb758b48c3/tumblr_mmv824E0zW1s2topyo4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d2438dd73fa2da28ca89872c2cb59cb/tumblr_mmv824E0zW1s2topyo7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f3a3a64f6a7f43ded26d3401b9b7e06f/tumblr_mmv824E0zW1s2topyo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/309466a3432d1c79a6e0cde6de49ff84/tumblr_mmv824E0zW1s2topyo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2604746f1339562a1bab8ddc3298c235/tumblr_mmv824E0zW1s2topyo6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/80814be5257646023b3416c55e5a2c9c/tumblr_mmv824E0zW1s2topyo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8941a3527eb9e723a73c18762408a8e8/tumblr_mmv824E0zW1s2topyo8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a6cae4a69fe87816f471cbf4a6b0aa9e/tumblr_mmv824E0zW1s2topyo9_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f4059d0c0e74292105a1ce2e8c99eb7d/tumblr_mmv824E0zW1s2topyo5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4b9f4732da8826ecb4f9d9625ee50eb3/tumblr_mmv824E0zW1s2topyo10_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://le-moratoire.tumblr.com/post/51026587929">le-moratoire</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://asobbrokeup.tumblr.com/post/51025920635/behindbobsburgers-happinessinablog-incase">asobbrokeup</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://behindbobsburgers.com/post/51010784908/happinessinablog-incase-you-were-wondering">behindbobsburgers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://happinessinablog.tumblr.com/post/51000275676/incase-you-were-wondering-where-brilliance-comes">happinessinablog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>incase you were wondering where brilliance comes from. :)</span></p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blessedunreliablenarrator.tumblr.com/post/50999153548/cinemaissatanschurch-megan-mullally-jenny">blessedunreliablenarrator</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cinemaissatanschurch.tumblr.com/post/50998132017/megan-mullally-jenny-slate-bill-hader-max">cinemaissatanschurch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Megan Mullally, </span><span></span><span>Jenny Slate, </span><span></span><span>Bill Hader</span><span>, </span><span>Max Greenfield</span><span>, </span><span>Ben Schwartz,</span><span> </span><span>Nick Offerman</span><span>, </span><span>Will Forte, </span><span>Fred Armisen</span><span>, </span><span>Aziz Ansari, Kristen Schaal, Sarah Silverman, and Ken Jeong </span><span>in </span><strong>Bob’s Burgers</strong><em> [FOX].</em></p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>THIS GIF MOSAIC IS ACCURATE</p> </blockquote> <p>This is a thing of beauty</p> </blockquote> <p>90% of what makes this show so incredible is the voice acting</p> </blockquote>http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/51027698911http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/51027698911Tue, 21 May 2013 19:58:48 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/735987bf7f5f323d52f1479370197dd1/tumblr_mlxhlmfDuq1qidznao1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e63151c247a1bf5e4695a9d1b3a9d456/tumblr_mlxhlmfDuq1qidznao3_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9d30dd344c39ec48947d969a41e6359b/tumblr_mlxhlmfDuq1qidznao2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>“We lost him”</small></p> </blockquote>http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/51027547748http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/51027547748Tue, 21 May 2013 19:56:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/328451f61292067bb47786e3e8a49f29/tumblr_mn449nF6GZ1rcx983o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/173a5e24c45aa5118196496de4ddb8cf/tumblr_mn449nF6GZ1rcx983o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9a80980f5c21dcca0ed6819c6d3536df/tumblr_mn449nF6GZ1rcx983o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/542b92d0b703d3312d3c038591e36cfc/tumblr_mn449nF6GZ1rcx983o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/35930ba931ea89e069b4ab7302c088cf/tumblr_mn449nF6GZ1rcx983o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0df4454b5b68a055bfe0a101ae81d28b/tumblr_mn449nF6GZ1rcx983o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3cc396bcd878a1baa64d44e173ac8cc2/tumblr_mn449nF6GZ1rcx983o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7d696da2df12caf2336bc16f1096f547/tumblr_mn449nF6GZ1rcx983o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>“It’s not safe over there.”</small></p> </blockquote>http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/51027476076http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/51027476076Tue, 21 May 2013 19:55:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9dfd1da18f87760a0501040b0b5a228c/tumblr_mkrm4iUVBC1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/> poorlydrawnlines.com<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2f470968960d3387f44c755a406d651b/tumblr_mkrm4iUVBC1qz6f9yo2_500.jpg"/><br/> poorlydrawnlines.com<br/><br/> http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/51022306204http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/51022306204Tue, 21 May 2013 18:49:05 -0400<p><a href="http://juliannacroker.tumblr.com/post/50987785612/do-you-ever-hate-someone-so-much-but-you-dont" class="tumblr_blog">juliannacroker</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><span>do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid </span><em>reason</em></p> <p>you’re just like</p> <p>no</p> <p>And then they give you a reason and its like</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8a4020b5bba5a0a37b586fe42ec43069/tumblr_inline_mhk3tyBATh1qz4rgp.png"/></p></blockquote>http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/50988802208http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/50988802208Tue, 21 May 2013 09:57:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c46027ac3cc60c8aa6ce7176c35eb46d/tumblr_mhjz0yKm2q1rhi0rbo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/50988710611http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/50988710611Tue, 21 May 2013 09:54:52 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m81gzcPBN11qaaowno1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/50988703202http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/50988703202Tue, 21 May 2013 09:54:41 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m78bs6UHqu1rwbedoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://goodbyedinahgoodbye.tumblr.com/post/50984519850" class="tumblr_blog">goodbyedinahgoodbye</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Real high.</p></blockquote>http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/50988675576http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/50988675576Tue, 21 May 2013 09:54:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d6827faa7c55b2410c477bb1ce79e97/tumblr_mmtjh9fZnc1snz8bwo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0772c3b0133a642f3ef67224ab092063/tumblr_mmtjh9fZnc1snz8bwo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/50987399297http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/50987399297Tue, 21 May 2013 09:23:52 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meejw08kOA1rbajmno1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/50984902674http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/50984902674Tue, 21 May 2013 08:19:46 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a91b9132d717a052fb0c3e1d703e3263/tumblr_mjynvq0cex1rvjm7lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dampsandwich.tumblr.com/post/46324731367/cant-be-too-careful">dampsandwich</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>cant be too careful</p> </blockquote>http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/50984151722http://26andrandom.tumblr.com/post/50984151722Tue, 21 May 2013 07:59:43 -0400