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From Long Island. Mother says i'm quite a catch.
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1 year ago (6 notes)
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evil customers
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Customer:
Oh and I am allergic to peanuts.
Me:
You don't have to worry ma'am.
Customer:
Are you sure? Because my peanut allergy is very serious, can you make sure there's no peanuts?
Me:
IT'S A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH!
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